I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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