Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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