I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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