i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Are my feet made of real feet?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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