So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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