smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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