And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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