if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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