Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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