I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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