If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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