It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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