My girlfriend figured out who you are.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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