Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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