Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
it hurts more in the daytime
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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