brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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