ugly people sure do ruin things
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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