what day is it and did you see me today?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
