So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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