the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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