i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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