Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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