I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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