Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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