I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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