the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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