just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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