He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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