i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
