Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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