so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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