I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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