It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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