Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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