is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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