New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
that is very illegal...i love you.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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