Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Randomize
