i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's shark week go big or go home
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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