like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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