I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You smell like stripper and shame
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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