I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
How external is "for external use only"?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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