easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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