My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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