i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There r osticjed everywhere
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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