I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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