ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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