im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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