And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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