Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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