You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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