what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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