she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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