fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Randomize
