I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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