i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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