Farmville is her only friend.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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