An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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